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May 02, 2011 · Osama Bin Laden Won't Get His 72 Virgins: Extremist clerics have revealed that terrorist and AlQueda leader Osama Bin Laden will not receive his expected 72 virgins in the afterlife The mass murderer and director of the 911 attacks was killed in Pakistan but will not be going to any for4.5/5(8). Sep 03, 2010 · One of the '72 Virgins' Has Been Waiting to Get Laid for 54 Years: RIYADH PROVINCE Saudi ArabiaIn this arid part of the Desert Kingdom lives Ghaniyah Hisen whose name means beautiful but apparently Arab men havent read the memo because the woman has gone without a man her entire 54 years Would it kil5/5(1).

72 Virgins Assassinated. By freezer101 for The Spoof. VATICAN - Religious officials announced the end of terrorism by fanatical Muslims when 3 members of the Christian Secret Service managed to penetrate, and assassinate the 72 Virgins in Heaven awaiting Muslims upon their death. Oct 19, 2009 · U just CANNOT make these things up, I tell you. Hilarious: A Saudi cleric named Sheikh Muhammad al-Munajid has promised on Saudi TV that the virgins we Muslims will get in paradise will be white.If you blow yourself up in a martyrdom operation, you’ll be rewarded with 72 pure women, and not one of them will be black or Indian, or even Arab or Iranian.

Jun 06, 2017 · Terrorists disappointed with reward of 72 virgins after discovering they are all male former terrorists The terrorists who died in a volley of bullets on Saturday night have been left gutted after discovering that the virgins awaiting them in the afterlife are other dead ISIS fighters. Jun 17, 2015 · Marwan al-Shehhi, who flew United Airline Flight 175 into Two World Trade Centre on 9/11, has expressed his increasing discontent over the conduct of his 72 virgins in paradise. According to the Abu Dhabi-born terrorist, over 60 of his nubile harem are now complaining that he does not ‘give enough time to the relationship’.